Ghosts in a bottle
Want a pet ghost but too big of a pussy to kill somebody in
your own house? Well you're in luck, because now you
can buy bottled ghosts for a scant $20. Just don't drink
them!
Each Ghost is captured from a reported haunted establishment,
(house, hotel, ship, cemetery, etc), by our Ghost Hunters.
We seal the ghost in it's own bottle. The bottle is sealed for your
protection.
You may release the Ghost at your own discretion and at your own
risk.
The Ghost in the Bottle is contained mysteriously and is
therefore sealed with wax shortly after the Ghost is caught. The
bottle is sealed for your protection. It comes with very important
information . We supply the Ghost, you supply the name. Individual
Ghost experiences may vary as "Each Ghost is Unique"!
Pfft, bottled ghosts. Like a ghost couldn't get out of a damn
waxed bottle if it wanted to. THEY'RE NOT GENIES YOU IDIOTS. I
swear, some people don't know supernatural shit.
